IC Contact Post

[heal_or_execute]

"Greetings. Have reached Professor Mordin Solus. Currently unavailable, likely busy with patient or experiment. Leave message, will respond as soon as possible. Press 1 to specify personal message, 2 for Clinic business."

Comments

[heal_or_execute]

Hm. Awkward.

[Uncharacteristic silence for a while. Mordin coughs.]

Appear to have made... communications error. Apologies, Peter.

[incywincyhero]

We can chalk it up to a cultural misunderstanding.

Although I should warn you that among humans, it's traditional to use incidents like this as humorous anecdotes to make fun of your friends with.

[heal_or_execute]

I see. Should warn you in turn: customary for Salarians to retaliate for spreading of humorous anecdotes. Especially involving embarrassing matters.

[Kidding! Mostly.]

[incywincyhero]

Does this Salarian custom bear any resemblance to the human one known as a "prank war"? 'Cause if so, you're on. Hypothetically.